* Ferret Wrestling Federation
August 27, 2000 FERRETLAND GAZETTE
It was a sold out show
at the Ferretland Arena for the
exhibition match of
the Ferret Wrestling Federation.

The crowd went WILD
as Eddy "I'm deaf but I'll still kick yer butt" Ferret
locked jaws with the
undisputed champion, Freddy Ferocious Ferretocious.

"You'll never win!" hissed Freddy but Eddy didn't back down

"I MIGHT BE YOUNGER
BUT I'M AS BAD AS A MONGOOSE!"
screamed Eddy as he
was flung out of the ring by Freddy.

The second match pitted
Freddy against Theodore
"Where's my bed" Ferret

Freddy won the match
by forfeit when Teddy
suddenly decided it
was time for a nap.
The crowd cheered for
a rematch between Freddy and Eddy so they
hopped up into the
ring.

"I ain't holding back this time, Freddy!" taunted Eddy as he pinned him to the mat

"Ready to give up yet?"
"NO WAY!" screamed Eddy
"Freddy - you're going
down!!!!"
** THE WINNER! **
This calls for a victory
dance!
